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Motivational Funny Sayings




Peter De Vries: Motivational Funny Sayings
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork. Theodore Roosevelt: Motivational Funny Sayings
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.

Susan Ohanian: Motivational Funny Sayings
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Arthur Koestler: Motivational Funny Sayings
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.

Mark Twain: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.

Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

Jim Eason.: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Anonymous: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

Henry Link: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, “You are wrong.” This method works every time.

Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.

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One Response to “Motivational Funny Sayings”

  1. September 4th, 2010 at 9:27 am #It was fantasting..,the most i liked is the last one..."if u r in wrong direction,god allows u turns" nd also the 6th....being with mosquito in dark.

    It was fantasting…the most i liked is the 6th one ne the last.

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