Peter De Vries: Motivational Funny Sayings
I love being a writer. What I can’t stand is the paperwork. Theodore Roosevelt: Motivational Funny Sayings
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Susan Ohanian: Motivational Funny Sayings
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Arthur Koestler: Motivational Funny Sayings
If the creator had a purpose in equipping us with a neck, he surely meant us to stick it out.
Mark Twain: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.
Jim Eason.: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
Anonymous: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
Henry Link: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you wish to make a man your enemy, tell him simply, “You are wrong.” This method works every time.
Unknown Author: Motivational Funny Sayings
If you’re headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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September 4th, 2010 at 9:27 am #It was fantasting..,the most i liked is the last one..."if u r in wrong direction,god allows u turns" nd also the 6th....being with mosquito in dark.
It was fantasting…the most i liked is the 6th one ne the last.