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  • “Ham and Cheese – $2.50. Cheese and Ham – $2.90.” – On a menu.
  • “Our whipped butter is made with margarine.” — On a menu.
  • “7 ounces of choice sirloin steak, boiled to your likeness and smothered with golden fried onion rings.” — On a menu.
  • “We dare you Burger for two (Served on a Stretcher) – A Whole Loaf of Crunchy French Bread running end to end with Broiled Hamburger topped with melted Yellow American Cheese, Lettuce, and Tomato. Accompanied by a mound of French Fried Potatoes, Red Pepper Relish, Ketchup, and Pickle Wedges. Delivered to your Table by Two Waitresses on a stretcher.” – On a menu of a restaurant in Danvers, Massachusetts.
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