1 She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” – She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”
2. She is not “EASY” – She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”
3. She is not a “DUMB BLOND” – She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.”
4. She has not “BEEN AROUND” – She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”
5 . She does not “NAG” you – She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”
6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” – She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”
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