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How to speak about men and be politically correct




1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” – He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.”

2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” – He is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”

3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” – He “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.”

4. He is not “BALDING” – He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”

5. He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” – He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.”

6. It’s not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants – It’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”

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2 Responses to “How to speak about men and be politically correct”

  1. March 16th, 2008 at 9:10 pm #Ryan

    lol those are funny

  2. October 20th, 2009 at 6:49 pm #yo

    u forgot:

    He is not “RETARDED”. He is “MENTALLY CHALLENGED”

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