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How to hug a baby? A manual for Dogs.

How to hug a baby?
1st STEP: Locate a baby and observe him from your location.


2nd STEP: Be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby, by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers, this is, indeed, a baby.


3rd STEP: Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process.

**Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the “paw slide” easier.


4th STEP: The “paw slide” – Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.


5th STEP: Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented “hug, smile, and lean” so as to achieve the best photo quality.


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