“John McCain was the big Republican winner. One pundit said McCains lucky nickel was working. He carries a lucky nickel. It must be lucky — six months ago, that was his campaign war chest.” –Jay Leno

“John McCain says that he’s been tested, re-tested and tested again. And that’s just his prostate.” –Jay Leno

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Anniston

You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.

Jasper

It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb. Read More…

< face="times new roman,helvetica">You Know You’re In Alaska When…

< face="times new roman,helvetica">. . .you know which leaves make good toilet paper.

< face="times new roman,helvetica">. . .the mayor greets you on the street by your first name.

< face="times new roman,helvetica">. . .there is only one shopping plaza in town.

< face="times new roman,helvetica">. . .the municipality buys a Zamboni before a bus. Read More…

Glendale

• Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
• Incestuous marriages are legal.
• It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy. Read More…