How do you get an elephant out of the water?
Wet.

How do you get two elephants out of the water?
One by one.

Why do elephants live in herds?
To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him “lunch”.

What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?
Swim for it…

What has two grey legs and two brown legs?
An elephant with diarrhea.

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Lots of room!