Q: What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his/her hotel room?
A: Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Q: What’s a shy and retiring accountant?                               A: An accountant who is half a million shy and that’s why he’s/she’s retiring.

Q: What’s an actuary?
A: An accountant without the sense of humor.

Q: Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?
A: They find bookkeeping too exciting.

Q: What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?
A: Invite an accountant.