Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he’d start wagging his head!

Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says “TO BE CONTINUED!”

YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!