You’re momma so fat, she be sellin’ shade!
You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!
You’re momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!
You’re momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you were hers!
You’re momma so poor, her idea of big spendin’ is buyin’ a gumball!

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she tried to fit into a pair of ‘BVD’s and by the time she got it on, it spelled ‘BOULEVARD’.

Yo’ Mama is so ugly, she went to the beauty parlor and it took her three hours just to get an estimate.

Yo’ Mama is so old, she went to a museum and they tried to claim her as an exhibit.

Yo’ Mama is so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Yo’ Mama is so old, when God said ‘let there be light’, she was there to flick the switch.

Yo’ Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed, tripped over the wire of a cordless phone, and got hit by a parked car.

Yo Momma so old the first cruise line she ever road on was Noah’s Ark!

Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma so fat…shes on both sides of the family tree.

Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.

Your momma’s so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!