Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?

A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?

A: One’s a busy ditch.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”

Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?

A: Because they’re simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?

A: Proof reading.