Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on?A: It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off. It’s on. It’s off.

Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after a
blonde drives a car?

A: Cause she blows the horn!

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: “Is it mine?”

Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”