On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEAN
RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.

By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

The blonde says to her friend, “My boyfriend has the worst dandruff.”

Her friend says, “You should give him Head and Shoulders.”

The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, “how do you give shoulders?

Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went? It finally dawned on her.

Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver

Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?

A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!