Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.

Q2: What’s the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were.

What is black, blue, red, and brown?
A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde Joke.

What does a brewnette always miss at a great party?
The invitation.

Why are blonde jokes so short?
So that brewnettes can understand them.

What is a fine lookin’ man with a brewnette?
A hostage.

: To a blonde, what is long and hard?

A: Grade 4.

Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:

TO: My Boss
FROM: Blondie
SUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2K

I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all the company calendars for you. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:

Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.
Your loyal secretary!

Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we could
do without the ironing lady.

Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to fuck me properly we could do
without the gardener.