Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

A: The “Miss Blonde Hide-and-Seek Champion of 1985

Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What is black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.

The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, “Why?” The red-head
replied, “To prevent us from dying of thirst.”

The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, “Why?” The brunette
replied, “To prevent us from dying of hunger.”

The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked,
“Why?” The blonde replied, “To roll down the window if it gets hot.”

Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?

A: She’s the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.

The steward who checks tickets says, “I’m so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class.”

“I can do What-eva I want, I’m a blonde.” Well I’ll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says,” What did you say?”

The pilot simply says,” I told her 1st class wasn’t going to Miami, just coach was!!!”