Q: What do you get when a blonde and a gang member have a kid?

A: A juvenile delinquent that sprays grafitti on chain-link fences.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw “911″ on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: Because she loved children.

Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period.

Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?

A: A brunette with a bad breath.

Q: What goes “Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech”?

A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

A blonde and a brunette are on opposite sides of a river.
The brunette wants to get across.She yells across to the blonde, “Hey, how do I get to the other side?”

The blonde shakes her head and yells back -
“People like you really piss me off. You ARE on the other side!”