A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them that in the restroom, there is a magic mirror.

If you tell the truth in front of it, you get the one thing you desire the most. But if you lie in front of it, you disappear and you can never come back. So, the redhead goes into the restroom and stands in front of the mirror.

“I think that I am the most beautiful person in this bar.” And the Redhead walks out with a brand new red car.

Then the Brunette goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think Im the smartest person in this bar.” And she gets a million dollars.

Then the Blonde goes into the restroom and says to the mirror,” I think…” POOF! She disappears.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?

A: To see what was on the other side.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that “love handles” referred to her ears?

Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?

A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys

A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!”

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up and asks “What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??”

All the blondes say “We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!”