Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worry
worry worry”

A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!

A blonde goes to a doctor and tells him that both her ears are burnt.
‘Sit down and tell me how it happened,’ said the doctor.

‘Well, I was ironing my clothes when I received a phone call, and instead of picking the phone, I picked up the iron and burnt my ear!’

‘Okay, I see…But that’s one ear – what about the other?’

‘They called again!!’

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?

A: A brain tumor.

A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index finger blown off.

“How did this happen?” the doctor asked.
“Well I was trying to commit suicide,” the blonde replied.

“Trying to commit suicide by shooting your finger?”

“No silly! First I put the gun to my chest and I thought, “I just paid $6,000 for these,” then I put it in my mouth and I thought, “I just paid $4,000 to get my teeth straightened.”

So then I put the gun in my ear and I thought, “this is going to make a loud noise,” so I put my finger in my ear before I pulled the trigger?”

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.

Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.