Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don’t tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps with
pictures of favorite lawyers on them.

The people that use them don�t know which side to spit on!

Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!

Q: What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots

Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took a little stroll. He noticed that the fence between heaven and hell was in need of some repair. So he hollers over the fence to Lucifer.

Saint Peter: “This fence needs some repair. I’ll see to it that it gets fixed if you will help pay for it.”

Lucifer: “If you want it fixed, you pay for it.”

Saint Peter: “The fence is partly your responsibility and you will help pay for it or I will sue you for that amount.”

Lucifer: “Ha!! And where do you think you are going to get a lawyer?!”