There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.

Son: “Yes.”

His father told his son to come with him to get his whipping.

Son: “George Washington didn’t get in trouble when he chopped down the cherry tree because he was honest.”

Father: “But George Washington’s father wasn’t in the cherry tree when he chopped it down.”