* I have to try out this new hat.
* I haven’t played the course in ten years since I moved away.
* I heard a new sand trap was added to #4.
* I heard golf is much easier when you’re sober, so I have to try it.
* I heard the course is flat – I always play well on flat courses.
* I heard they cut the greens again. I have to try them out.
* I heard they got rid of the port-o-potty at the turn.
* I have to crown the new bathroom.
* I just bought a box of titanium golf balls.
* I just bought a new golf glove off the web.
* I just bought a pair of waterproof shoes with slip-proof soft-spikes
* I just bought a putter guaranteed to cut 10 strokes off my round
* I just bought some slice-proof tees.
* I just bought winter golf gloves. I want to see how they work.
* I just enjoy having a cup of coffee while waiting on the tee box
* I just finished a lesson on the Internet; I want to see if I improved.
* I just finished the book titled ‘Learn to Golf in Twenty Minutes’.
* I just got a new distance finder
* I have not played since last summer.
* I have only played that course on my computer.
* I have some money from my company’s profit sharing.
* I have spent a lot of time practicing; I want to see how I do.
* I have to get used to my new putter.
* I have to golf as much as possible. We only golf 4 months in Alaska
* I have to golf, it’s a guy thing
* I have to keep trying to get a hole in one!
* I have to make sure my back stays loose.
* I have to pay the club dues, I might as well get my money out of it.
* I have to pick up a club I left at the course yesterday.
* I have to see how my new lesson worked out.
* I have to see if I eliminated my slice.
* I have to see if my new sunglasses help me read the greens better
* I have to see if these new golf balls will float.
* I have to teach my son-in-law how to golf.
* I have to test this new allergy medicine on the course.
* I have to take my wife golfing at least once a year, it is in
the pre-nuptial.
* I had to make a sales call at the course anyway.
* I hate Nascar, and that’s all that’s on TV.
* I have a few hours to kill before the M.A.S.H reruns start.
* I have a meeting at the course, so I might as well go golfing.
* I have a rain check from yesterday.
* I have a scramble next week. I need the practice.
* I have an opportunity to play with the three best players at the club.
* I have been on a plane all day; I just really need some fresh air.
* I practiced putting on my carpet; now I want to see if it pays off.
* I have been taking anger counseling for my golf game.
* I have been taking golf vitamins to hit the ball an extra 10 yards.
* I watched the golf channel for 48 hours straight. I am psyched up.
* I have never birdied a #1 handicap hole.
* I have never eagled a hole before and I feel lucky.
* I have never played a canyon course before.
* I have never played bent grass before.
* I golf at the outings, hoping to win the car.
* I golf every day that ends in a ‘y’.
* I got a gift certificate for a free round of golf for my birthday.
* I got a new beer coolie. I have to try it out on the course.
* I got a new pair of knickers.
* I got a super deal on a golf package.
* I got kicked out of G.A. (Golfers Anonymous)
* I got lost going to work and ended up at the golf course.
* I got my new handicap card and want to show the guys at the club.
* I got new license plates for my golf cart. I’ve got to check them out.
* I got the hots for the beer girl.
* I got those new golf balls that fly ‘too far’; I have to try them out.
* I had a dream last night telling me to go golfing.
* I had a new soft-spikes put on my golf shoes.
* I had a sunroof put in on my golf cart. I need to try it out.
* I had back surgery yesterday. I need to see if it helped!
* I had to join the course so my wife could make some friends
*A free round of golf was included with lessons.
*A free round of golf was thrown in for test driving the car.
*After reading the USGA rules, I have to change my theory on golf.
*All the executives from my company play this course.
*All the pin placements are forward today.
*Church was cancelled because of all the snow, so I’m going golfing.
*Drinking beer and golfing is just fun.
*Excuse? I don’t need no stinking excuse!
*There’s free beer at the turn.
*Frustration is a rush. I can only get that on a golf course
*Golf brings out my best competitive nature.
*Golf fills the long void of the weekend until work starts again.
*Golf teaches me patience, and I need a lesson.
*History dictates the more I play, the better I get.
*I almost broke 90 last time out. I need to keep trying.
*I always meet interesting people on the course.
*Golf is the only place I can take my girlfriend where she can’t talk
constanlty
* I always play well when it rains.
* I am almost 50; I need to practice for the senior circuit.
* I am just very optimistic I will play well if I golf today
* I am required to golf for work; I love my job.
* I am sick of playing golf on my computer and I want to play for real.
* I am useless at work unless I golf twice a week.
* I need to try out my new double titanium krypton driver
* I bought a golf cart at a rummage sale.
* I bought a whole new golf wardrobe.
* I bought those new golf contact lenses, guaranteed to cut 5 strokes
* I can expense it for business purposes.
* I can finally keep my driver in the fairway.
* I can finally play under pressure, so I can start betting again.
* I can get some lawn care tips from the ground maintenance crew
* I can pass gas, and no one is the wiser.
* I can shoot par on the computer version now I want to try it for real
* I finally got a set of brand clubs. I want to see if I can break 120!