Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter’s finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer’s victims and The Clintons’ hair styles have in common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher.

Q: If The Clinton’s were younger, do you think they would have known the Clampents?
A: Possibly, Bill might have made Jethro’s acquaintance in the 6th grade.

Q: Why doesn’t Hillary cut Bill’s hair?
A: He won’t pay her $300.

Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face.

Q: What is the Arkansas state flower?
A: Gennifer.

Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

Q: What’s the difference between a Bill Clinton and a carp?
A: One’s a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other’s a fish.

Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn’t carry a briefcase.

Q: How does Bill Clinton say “I’m about to hurt you”?
A: “Trust me.”