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A Blonde Kidnapper

A Blonde who was down on her luck decided to raise some money by kidnapping a kid and holding him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying,

I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, A Blonde.

The Blonde pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the Blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. She opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said,

How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?

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