10 It’s Legal To Play Hockey Proffesionally

9 The Puck Is Always Hard

8 The Protective Equipment Is Reusable, And You Don’t Even Have To Wash It

7 It Lasts A Full Hour

6 You Know You’re Finished When The Buzzer Sounds

5 Periods Last Only 20 Minutes

4 A 2-On-1 And A 3-On-1 Is Not Uncommon

3 You Can Count On It At Least Twice A Week

2 Your Parents Cheer When You Score

1 You Can Tell Your Friends About