A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he’s got a big smile on his face.
She asks, “Did anything special happen at school today?”
“Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!”
The mother is stunned. “You’re going to talk about this with your father when he gets home.”
Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, “Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher.”
“That’s right, Dad.”
“Well, you became a man today – this is cause for celebration. Let’s head out for some ice cream, and then I’ll buy that new bike you’ve been asking for.”
“That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me.”
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A gay guy is standing at the gates of heaven when he hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
He says to St. Peter, “What’s going on?”
St. Peter replies, “That’s the sound of new angels getting big holes drilled into their backs for their wings and small holes drilled into their heads for their halos.”
He says, “Heaven sounds terrible. I think maybe I’d rather go to hell.”
St. Peter says, “In hell, you’ll be constantly raped and sodomized.”
He says, “That’s okay. I’ve already got holes for that.”
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A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest”, said the eldest daughter.
He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest”, said the second daughter.
He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry.
“I would like to marry a man with one draggin’ on the ground”, said the youngest daughter.
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A man and a woman were waiting in line at the hospital donation center.
Man: “What are you doing here today?”
Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”
Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25.”
The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the same line.
Man: “Hi there! Here to donate blood again?”
Woman: (nodding her head with mouth closed) “Unh unh.”
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Donald Duck and Minnie Mouse were up in a hotel room and decided that they wanted to have sex. Well, the first thing Minnie asks is, “Do you have a condom?”
Donald says “No.”
Minnie tells Donald that if he doesn’t get a condom that they can’t have sex and suggests to Donald that he go buy a condom. She says that maybe they sell them at the front desk.
Donald proceeds to go downstairs and gets to the front desk. He asks the hotel clerk if they sell condoms.
The clerk says “yes we do” and pulls one out from under the desk and gives it to Donald.
The clerk asks “Would you like me to put that on your bill?”
Donald says “NO! WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, SOME KIND OF PERVERT?
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