Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you decided they must be the most idealistic generation ever. When they started hearing it from their own kids, they realized Rule #1.
Rule #2. The real world won’t care as much about your self-esteem as your school does. It’ll expect you to accomplish something before you feel good about yourself. This may come as a shock. Usually, when inflated self-esteem meets reality, kids complain that it’s not fair. (See Rule No. 1) Read More…
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Recently, when I went to McDonald’s I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. “We don’t have half dozen nuggets,” said the teenager at the counter. “You don’t?” I replied. “We only have six, nine, or twelve,” Read More…
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This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless to say, the help desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the Word Perfect organization for “Termination without Cause.”Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee with a caller:
Customer Support: “Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?”
Caller: “Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.”
CS: “What sort of trouble?”
C: “Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.”
CS: “Went away?” Read More…
We know that humor is whatever is funny or amusing in a situation.
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We are sure that humor is the best thing that happen to humans and it is what separates us from animals.
No thumbs, no vertical spine, not fire or the wheel.
Laughter makes us human.
An animal might feel sadness but I’m not sure if they can appreciate the irony of a situation.
It can also help us through tough moments in life.
Have a laugh each several minutes and you’ll feel better. Make sure this doesn’t get you into trouble: people thinking you are crazy, getting fired, getting laughed upon etc..
Or just smile, no one will mind.
And now, see these definitions for humor:
wit: a message whose ingenuity or verbal skill or incongruity has the power to evoke laughter
the trait of appreciating (and being able to express) the humorous; “she didn’t appreciate my humor”; “you can’t survive in the army without a sense of humor”
temper: a characteristic (habitual or relatively temporary) state of feeling; “whether he praised or cursed me depended on his temper at the time”; “he was in a bad humor”
the quality of being funny; “I fail to see the humor in it”
(Middle Ages) one of the four fluids in the body whose balance was believed to determine your emotional and physical state; “the humors are blood and phlegm and yellow and black bile”
liquid body substance: the liquid parts of the body
put into a good mood
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Humour (also spelled humor) is the ability or quality of people, objects, or situations to evoke feelings of amusement in other people. The term encompasses a form of entertainment or human communication which evokes such feelings, or which makes people laugh or feel happy. …
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(hu·mor) (hu´mər) pl. humors, humo´res [L. a liquid] 1. a fluid or semifluid substance; used in anatomical nomenclature to designate certain fluid materials in the body. 2. one of the four hypothetical fluids of humoralism.
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the quality that provokes laughter or amusement. Writers create humor through exaggeration, sarcasm, amusing descriptions, irony, and witty dialogue.
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Stories containing a strong comical or satirical element. The funny stuff.
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writing that is meant to entertain in a light manner, not serious; often in funny or absurd situations.
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