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Here is a great collection of love quotes, on one page. Enjoy, send them by email, SMS, Twitter, etc.

USE WITH CAUTION: Some of these quotes might make you seem TOO romantic.

I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where.
I love you straightforwardly, without complexities
or pride; so I love you because I knew no other
way than this, where ‘I’ does not exist, nor ‘you’.
So close that your hand on my chest is my hand, so
close that your eyes close as I fall asleep….Pablo Neruda.

He drew a circle to shut me out, heretic rebel,
a thing to flout. But love and I had the wit to win,
we drew a circle that took him in….Edwin Markham.

In real love you want the other person’s good.
In romantic love, you want the other person….Margaret Anderson.

Dance like no one’s watching,
love like you’ll never be hurt,
sing like no one’s listening,
live like it’s heaven on earth….William Purky.

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Plato: For the greater good.

Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability. Read More…

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WE just adore our kittens … It seems like you do, too …

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You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!

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Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed it read -
(one at a time please!!!!!!)

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