Encyclopedia of Humor

Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck just to get the dog to play with you.

Yo momma’s so fat that the last time that she wore a T-shirt with a X on it a helicopter tried to land on her.

Your dog is so dumb that if you were to cut off his tail and make him walk backwards he’d start wagging his head!

Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!

Your momma’s so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

Your momma so fat…she fell in love and broke it.

Your momma so fat…shes on both sides of the family tree.

Your momma so fat she broke the family tree.