Encyclopedia of Humor

Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!

yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington’s nose!

yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had on. And you said Guess so she said Levi’s.

Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya come
back to complain she says – “For $10 what do ya expect, lobster?

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.