Encyclopedia of Humor

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie “Twister”.

Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!

Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell “TAXI!”

Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to church

Yo mama’s so poor when I went to her house and asked to use the bathroom, she said “Two trees to your left”

Yo mama’s so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.