Encyclopedia of Humor

You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and bring back more than you took.

You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it’s wheels.

You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since “Smokey and the Bandit” was snubbed for best picture.

You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures.

You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.