Encyclopedia of Humor

A women having just given birth was visited by her Doctor who said ” I have good news and bad news about your baby. The women said give me the bad news first. He said well your son has no ears. The women said No ears what’s the good news? He said well at least he won’t have to wear glasses.

Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A. A milk shake!

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

It was a high school.

1. How do you kill a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun.

2. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist his nose until he turns blue and then use the blue elephant gun.

What have an apple and an orange got in common?

Neither of them can drive a tractor!