Encyclopedia of Humor

What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?

“Tell a lie.”

A therapist told a woman to use some imagination while making love with her husband to spice things up.

She replied, “You mean imagine that it’s good?!”

What do most women miss most about being single?

Having sex!

I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it’s the only time he hears someone tell him, “Wow, that’s a big one!”

Q. What is Black and White and Red all over?

A. A Newspaper