It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the defendant, “What are you charged with?”
“Doing my Christmas shopping early sir”, replied the defendant.
“Well that’s not an crime”, said the judge! “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened”, answered the prisoner.
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What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?
They both have wet noses!
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“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”
“What’s come over you?”
“2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.”
“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pack of cards!”
“I’ll deal with you later.”
“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a needle!”
“I see your point.”
“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pair of curtains!”
“Pull yourself togerther man!”
“Doctor Doctor – I have 59 seconds to live!”
“Wait a minute will ya!
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What does a bee do with it’s stinger before he goes to bed???
He put’s it in his honey!!
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What is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
It’s butt!
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