Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?

A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available, an elderly and quite ill blonde appeared in a Rochester hospital emergency room, having driven herself to the hospital and barely managing to stagger in from the parking lot.

The horrified nurse said, “Why didn’t you call the 911 number and get an ambulance?”

The lady replied,”My phone doesn’t have an eleven!”

Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike?
A:The harder you bang them the looser they get

USMC Rules For Gun Fighting

1. Bring a gun. Preferably, bring at least two guns. Bring all of your friends who have guns. Bring their friends who have guns.
2. If you can, make friends with those on the crew served weapons. Bring them as well. Borrow money from them, it gives them an added incentive to protect you. Read More…