Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?

A: In the morning a rooster says, “Cock’ll-doodl-doooo”, while a blonde says, “Any-cock’ll-doooo.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?

A: One’s a busy ditch.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?

A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?

A: The prostitute says, “Aren’t you done yet?”
The nympho says, “Are you done already?”
The blonde says, “Beige. . . I think I’ll paint the ceiling beige.”

Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she’s pregnant.

Q: What will she ask you?
A: “Is it mine?”