Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?

A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.

Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A1: She’d just dyed her hair.
A2: She’d just blow dried her hair and she didn’t want it blown around too much.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

: What’s the blonde’s cheer?

A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea. . . “