Encyclopedia of Humor

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?

A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?

A: You don’t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush

Another blonde, another store. . .

She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:
“I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, “How much for a box of rubbers?”

“They’re $1 for a box of 3,” he replied, “Plus 6 cents for the tax.”

“Oh,” said the blonde, “I wondered how they kept them on.”