Encyclopedia of Humor

1) Any company’s Articles of Incorporation, no matter how long or how meticulously they were assembled, will contain at least one loophole.

2) The loophole will be enough and just enough for any ingenious person to crawl through.

3) Any amendment aimed to eliminate a loophole in the Articles of Incorporation will breed new loopholes…

4)…and completely won’t destroy the old one …

5)The most widespread and dangerous kinds of loopholes are clauses that can be understood too literally.

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What’s 2 + 2?

Blonde: Ummm… 4!

Officer: What’s the square root of 100?

Blonde: Ummm… 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

Blonde: Ummm… I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job.

The blonde replies excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”

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