< color="#c8ddf5" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">How did the blonde die drinking milk?
The cow stepped on her.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
Frosted Flakes!

What is it when a blonde blows into anotherblondes ear?
Data transfer.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
“I wonder if it’s mine?”

How do you confuse a blonde?
Give her a package of M&M’s and tell her to put them in alphabetical order.

Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
Because she read that one child out of every four born, was Chinese.

Why did the blonde lose her job as an elevator operator?
She couldn’t learn the route.

Why did the blonde drive around the block fifty-seven times?
Her turn signal was stuck.

Why did the blonde ask her friends to save their burned-out light bulbs?
She needed them for the darkroom she was building.

Why are the Japanese so smart?
No blondes.