“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!”
“What’s come over you?”
“2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.”

“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pack of cards!”
“I’ll deal with you later.”

“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a needle!”
“I see your point.”

“Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pair of curtains!”
“Pull yourself togerther man!”

“Doctor Doctor – I have 59 seconds to live!”
“Wait a minute will ya!

What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

They both have wet noses!

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.”People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.”

“Since we’re all professionals,” another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?”
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.”

The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”

The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”

A doctor tells his patient -
“I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some bad news for you”.

So, the patient asks, “What’s the good news, Doc?”

And the doctor says, “They’re going to name a disease after you!”

While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.

“People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,” one says, “but we have no one to go to with our own problems.”

“Since we’re all professionals,” another suggests, “why don’t we hear each other out right now?”
They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, “I’m a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients as often as I can.”

The second admits, “I have a drug problem that’s out of control, and I frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.”

The third psychiatrist says, “I know it’s wrong, but no matter how hard I try, I just can’t keep a secret.”