Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun – they just don’t remember who with

Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She
passes a person who asks, “Where did you get that?”

A: The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.

“I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks.” He said. “The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least 5 pounds.”

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

“Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nodded. “I’ll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day.”

“From hunger, you mean?”

“No, from skipping!”