Q: What’s a brunette’s mating call?

A: Has that blonde gone yet?
A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?
A3: “All the blondes have gone home!”

What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree?

Ho-Ho-Ho!

a blonde, a brunette and a readhead went into a bar
Brunette:i’ll have a B and C
Bartender:what’s that
Brunette:Bicardi and Coke
Readhead:i’ll have a G and T
Bartender:what’s that
Readhead:Gin and Tonic
Blonde: i’ll have a 15
Bartender:what’s a 15
Blonde:seven and seven

Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”

Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”

Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!