A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can practice safe sex).

She walks up to the pharmacist and asks, “How much for a box of rubbers?”

“They’re $1 for a box of 3,” he replied, “Plus 6 cents for the tax.”

“Oh,” said the blonde, “I wondered how they kept them on.”

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Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.
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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?
A. “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!”
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Q. Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A. Her blinker was on.
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Q. What do you call a blond skeleton in a clothes closet?
A. The 1960 hide-and-go-seek champion.
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Q. How did the blonde hurt herself while raking the leaves?
A. She fell out of the tree
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Q. How do you get a twinkle in a blonde’s eye?
A. Shine a flashlight in her ear.
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Q. Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A. So they don’t moo-moo when you pull on their tits.
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Q. How do blonde brain cells die?
A. Alone.
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Another blonde, another store. . .

She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk:
“I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.”

“Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk.

“No,” replied the blonde, “The kind for under his arms.”

A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh look, a dead bird,” and the blonde looks up at the sky and goes, “Where?”

Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in her hair.

She looked and she saw a farmer with a flock of sheep so she drove over and asked the farmer “if I can guess how many sheep in you’re flock will you give me a sheep.”

The farmer says “OK”.

The brunette says “485″.

The farmer says “that’s right but if I can guess you’re natural hair color can I have my sheep back”.

the brunette says “OK”.

The farmer says “blonde”.

The brunette says how did you know.

The farmer says you just picked the dog.