Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?

A: Hump me Dump me

: What’s the blonde’s cheer?

A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N. . . . ah, oh well. . I’m blonde, I’m blonde, yea yea yea. . . “

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive.”

The milkman replied, “Oh, OK. Pasteurized?”

The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said…
“No. Just up to my boobs.”

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.

< color="#c8ddf5" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: What is the mating call of the blonde?
A: “I’m “sooo” drunk!”
Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?
A: (Screaming) “I said: I’m drunk!”

Q: Why are there so few blonde pharmacists?
A: They have a hard time getting the pill bottles into the typewriter!

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she heard that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it!

Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks.

Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A2: So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re going to work or coming home.

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where you’re supposed to wash vegetables.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?
A: Because it says on the box: “good for up to 20 pounds.”

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone.