Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno!

Q: How do you kill a blonde?
A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads.

Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.

Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?

A: “Nice tits!”

< color="#c8ddf5" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif" size="2">Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?

A: You only have to punch information into a computer once!

Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?

A: Divorcee.