“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are dimmed.”
–”The World As I See It,” originally published in FORUM AND CENTURY, 1931.
“Try to become not a man of success, but try rather to become
a man of value.”
–Life magazine. May 2, 1955.
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We are initiating a series of funny kittens. 1 every day.
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“Hacker kitten”. Gotta luv it.
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I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!
Is your dad a thief or something? Because someone stole the stars and put them into your eyes!
Ive heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?
Excuse me, but Im new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?
Im a thief, and Im here to steal your heart.
I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
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Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can’t Be Wrong!
Alaska: Jeez, it’s cold.
Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat
Arkansas: Literacy Ain’t Everything
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don’t Own It Yet
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