But You Said You  Loved Me!

• When you pick up something off the floor, you have to lean on your putter
• The only number on your speed dial is 1-800-TEETIME.
• You have your priorities in order: food, shelter, greens fees, job.
• You dream you go to prison but still get conjugal visits with your driver.
• You tell the lost motorist that the gas station is only a par 4 away on the left.
• Youd like to take off your glove but hey, why bother?
• Whenever you see a hole in the ground, you squat, squint and read the line.
• Youre vaguely aware of living with a woman, allegedly your wife
• You ask the shopper ahead in the checkout line if you can play through.
• Before you pick up the salt shaker, you mark its position with a dime.

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his
professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. Read More…

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store
laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s
no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Maybe it’s a good thing.
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Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey,
Pop! What are you doin’?”
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