A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities.

A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man saw his wife meeting another man!

He saw the two of them laughing in the park. He saw them enjoying themselves at an outdoor cafe. Read More…

This woman goes to her husband.

“The car has a flat tire” she told him.

“Does it look like I have ‘firestone’ written on my head?” he replied.

“Ugh” she walked outta the room.

The next day when her husband walked in from work she said. Read More…

There was a couple married for 50 years and on the 50th anniversary the wife saw the husband crying and she told him “honey i never knew that after 50 years you would still love me the same way you did 50 years ago”.

The husband looks at the wife and asks her “honey, do you remember 50 years ago when your father caught us behind the barn naked?”

And the wife says yes, the man replies do you remember what your father told me that day? Read More…

There was a married couple having communication problems, so they decide to see a shrink. He recommends the husband get an animal he can talk to, preferably something that can talk back.

So the husband (Bob) goes to the local pet store to purchase a parrot. What better animal to have a conversation with than a parrot?

Anyway, he asks the sales clerk for a parrot. The Clerk says he has one that can say about 2000 words, for $1000. Bob doesn’t want to spend that much, so the clerk says he has a parrot that says about 1000 words, for $500. Still a litttle expensive, Bob Read More…

This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a romantic evening wining and dining they go off to bed. However, as soon as they settled down, the man (not quite ready for slumber) leans over and whispers softly, “Hey snuggle boopy boops, your lickle hubby wubby isn’t quite ready for bye-byes yet.”

The wife takes the hint and says, “OK, but I have to use the bathroom first.” So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece of carpet and lands flat on her face.

Her husband jumps up and exclaims in a concerned tone “Oh my little honey bunny, is your nosey-wosey all right?” Read More…