A man and his wife arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, but were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. They went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As they watched from the passenger’s side, the guy instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. “Hey,” the man announced to the technician, “It’s open!”

“I know,” answered the young man. “I already got that side.”

A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three had red hair, light skin and were tall, while the youngest son had black hair, dark eyes and was short.

The father eventually took ill and was lying on his deathbed when he turned to his wife and said, “Honey, before I die, be totally honest with me — is our youngest son my child?”

The wife replied, “I swear on everything that is holy that he is your son.”

With that the husband passed away. The wife then muttered, “Thank God he didn’t ask about the other three.”

There is a couple in church and the preacher starts asking questions, but, the guy starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes her husband with a needle whenever he falls asleep.

The preacher says: “who was the savior?” the man starts to fall asleep so the lady pokes him and he yells “JESUS CHRIST!?” so the preacher says “very good.”

Later on as the man is sleeping again, the preacher asks “who brought us the 10 commandments” and when Read More…

There was this guy. He often went away on trips, far from home, Long trips. While this man was away on his trips, his wife would get very very dissatisfied. Thus, she cheated on him, but when he came back, she felt guilty, so she always told him. Well, after a while, the man got very frustrated with his wife’s adultry, so he went to an adult toy shop. He looked around, but saw nothing special.

The man knew he needed something special, so he decided to tell the salesclerk. “I need something really amazing for my wife. All I see here Read More…

The man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was all over him, yelling at him, crying because she thought he was with another woman.

“No, honey, I swear, I was at this bar, and it was so fancy that even the urinals were made of gold.”

She said she didn’t believe him so she called the bar.

“Hello,” she said, “I just want to ask one question. My husband claims to have spent the night at your bar and I have one Read More…